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To: Jeff Jordan who wrote (47767)	5/29/1998 7:56:00 PM
From: Glenn D. Rudolph	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 61433

A: Bill Clinton: "I never told the chick to do it." response phoned in. <g> LOL <VBG>

To: Jeff Jordan who wrote (47767)	5/29/1998 8:22:00 PM
From: Narotham Reddy	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 61433

Any comment on this DOW T.A "We believe this market is looking for a leader. Either heading up or down. A catalyst is required here. The situation in Asia will probably determine which way the market will go. We expect the OPEC countries and Oil Prices to be the wild card here. If Dow does not drop below the 8,905 this week which was the low of last week, we will see that as a bullish sign and we will then look for Dow to reach 9,350-9,400 shortly. If Dow drops below 8,905 we see that as a bearish sign. We then expect the market to drop back to 8,600-8,700 fairly fast."

To: Jeff Jordan who wrote (47767)	5/30/1998 9:11:00 AM
From: Wolverine	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 61433

OT Why did the chicken cross the road? Kindergarten Teacher: To get to the other side. Plato: For the greater good. Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability. Timothy Leary: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take. Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. Ronald Reagan: It, um . . .uh . . . I forget. Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. Hippocrates: Because of an excess of phlem in its pancreas. Louis Farrakhan: The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken "crossed" the black man in order to trample him and keep him down. Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. Moses: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone think to ask, "What the heck was the chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?". Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Oliver Stone: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we have overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?". Darwin: Chicken, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads. Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. Budda: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature. Ralph Waldo Emerson: The chicken did not cross the road . . . it transcended it. Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain. Michael Schumacher: It was an instinctive manuver, the chicken obviously didn't see the road until he had alread started to cross. Andersen Consulting: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital, and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes, and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Andersen consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecturing and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive toward the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.