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To: Warthog who wrote (20080)5/30/1998 6:46:00 PM
From: John Hanzl  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 27968
 
Alright - I hate to do it, but I have no choice!

ARIF ADAM (WHO, BY THE WAY, IS A PENGUIN) IS DRIVING DOWN THE STREET AND NOTICES A FUNNY SOUND COMING FROM HIS CAR SO HE DECIDES HE'D BETTER GET IT CHECKED.

HE DRIVES TO THE GARAGE AND THE MECHANIC SAYS IT WILL TAKE ABOUT AN HOUR TO LOOK AT HIS CAR...SO THE PENGUIN DECIDES TO GO WALK AROUND THE MALL NEXT DOOR.

WHILE HE'S THERE HE GOES TO A MALT SHOP AND ORDERS A MILK SHAKE. HE SITS FOR A WHILE SIPPING HIS SHAKE AND SUDDENLY NOTICES THAT THE HOUR HAS LONG PASSED SO HE SUCKS DOWN HIS MILK SHAKE AND HEADS BACK TO THE GARAGE.

AS SOON AS HE GETS THERE THE MECHANIC SAYS "IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE BLOWN A SEAL." THE PENGUIN QUICKLY WIPES HIS MOUTH AND SAYS "NO I DIDN'T, I JUST HAD A MILK SHAKE..."

I am sorry if that is in, uh, poor taste, and no - I don't think that Arif a really a penguin...

JohnnyH



To: Warthog who wrote (20080)5/30/1998 6:54:00 PM
From: John Hanzl  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 27968
 
And to keep in the spirit of things...

Arif Adam was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful Princess, I will stay with you for one week." Arif took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess, I'll stay with you and do *Anything* you want." Again Arif took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally the frog asked, "What is it? I've told you I'm a beautiful Princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do *Anything* you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

Arif said, "Look, I'm busy confusing FAMH shareholders. I don't have time for girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool..."

JohnnyH