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To: Patricia who wrote (5194)	5/31/1998 12:05:00 PM
From: Just-a-thought	Respond to of 11850

Afternoon All, and Welcome you newbies!...(part 1 of 2) Time for a Sunday afternoon 'recap' of last weeks 'Press Releases' from (Reuters?) All the news thats 'still' fit to print! ...(sorry NYT)..... The 'Saga' of the 3 'STARSHIPS' being pursued by the 'EVIL'...... 'RUMPSWABBIAN-BATTLECRUISERS'.........The 'STARSHIPS' continue their 'MISSION' to the 'Galaxy' known as ........ 'THE LAND of CRITICAL MASS!' PALO ALTO, Calif., May 28 (Reuters?) Astronomers today observed 3 'Starships' suddenly change their course....Early reports indicate that the 'Ships'are on a long range mission to far off places..... 'NASA' reports. The 'Starships' appear to be heading out of the 'solar system'. The destination of this 'Armada' is unknown..... but if they hold their current course there is no doubt, our calculations put them on a collision course with a 'Galaxy' known as...... 'THE LAND OF CRITICAL MASS'..... pvt jat.....($ingle $paced) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PALO ALTO, Calif., May 28 (Reuters?) Astronomers tracking the three 'Starships' have picked up... vessels of 'unknown' origion following the 'Armada'.... Their intentions appear to be 'hostile'.... 'NASA' reports that the 'Armada' is fully capable of defending itself. They go on to report that 'scanners' (located at JPL Houston) show a lot of 'nervous' people are on the ships that are trailing the 3 'Starships'.... In another 'Press release' 'NASA' stated that they will enlist the use of the 'Hubble' telescope in order to try to 'ID' the 'hostiles'.... .................In other news......... Pfizer today announced that there is no truth to the rumor that 'if you take 3 'Viagras' while standing on you head..... you'll get 'taller'!!....... 'IF YOUR SHORT' ....to bad! pvt jat ($ingle $paced) <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< HOUSTON, Texas, May 28 (Reuters?) 'NASA' announced the following: Having reviewed the pictures from 'Hubble', we have identified the 'hostile craft'.... They are 'RUMPSWAB BATTLECRUISERS'from the 'PLANET RUMPSWAB'... 'PLANET RUMPSWAB' is part of the 'MM' solar system..... Their 'Battlecruisers' are staffed by 'RUMPIES' recruited from all over their 'Galaxy'....their 'motto' is....... "Basketball ain't for short Rumpians'!.... 'NASA' expects to release more news later.... pvt jat ($ingle $paced) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HOUSTON, Texas, May 28 (Reuters?) In yet another release today 'NASA' has put out a warning to all pharmacies to be on the lookout for 'moles'....aka 'RUMPSWABS'...... They believe that the 'Rumponians' will try to make a 'play' to corner the 'vaseline' mkt!!!....'NASA' goes on to point out that 'RUMPSWABS' are not very 'tall' at all!!! and that because they are so 'short' They are very susceptible to getting 'chafed'. So 'lock-up' your stores of this very important resource!!!! If you can't lock your supply up 'NASA' suggests that you 'mix' some ICVI coal dust with your unprotected 'vaseline'!.... God knows they have the reserves!!....'OUCH!' ..............In other 'news'......... PARIS: French anthropologists studying the 'Rosetta Stone' today uncovered yet another secret of the 'famous rock'.aka 'brick'.... It yealded the answer to the age old question: "Why did the chicken cross the road?.....(ready!).... (double space...hehe) "To prove to the 'Squirrels' that it 'COULD BE DONE!!!" pvt jat ($ingle $paced-$hot) (end of part 1)pvt jat

To: Patricia who wrote (5194)	5/31/1998 12:08:00 PM
From: Just-a-thought	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 11850

(part 2 of 2)..(Reuters?) PALO ALTO, Calif., May 28 (Reuters?) Astronomers tracking the three 'Starships' have lost contact with them due to the fact that they are passing between 'Mars' (seats up) and 'Venus' (seats down)......... They hope to reestablish contact in the AM. If necessary 'bulletins' will be issued as necessary... pvt jat ($ingle $paced) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HOUSTON, Texas, May 28 (Reuters?) At 20:32 EST 'NASA' lifted it's 'warning' to all pharmacies in the USA. No reason was stated.... A 'news release' is expected shortly from 'Palo Alto'.... ........................In other news There is 'no' truth to the rumor that 'Ken Star' has agreed to pose for the cover of......... 'MAD MAGAZINE'.... pvt jat ($ingle $PACED) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PALO ALTO, Calif., May 28 (Reuters?) Astronomers tracking the three 'Starships' have confirmed that the 3 'RUMPSWABBIAN BATTLECRUSIERS' (hostile MM's) following the 'Armada'....Have broken off their pursuit and set a course for a 'Planet' located in the..... 'KY' Nebula. It appears that their intentions are to go to the system and stock up on 'medical supplies'..... 'Bob Guccioni' Spoksperson for the observatory stated: It appears that this course change, is proof positive that the 'nations' supply of 'vaseline' is safe for now!! ...................in other news 'Generalisimo Francisco Franco of Spain' is still........... 'DEAD'! pvt jat ($ingle $pace-$hot) <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< To: +Just-a-thought (4318 ) From: +Just-a-thought Friday, May 29 1998 3:29PM ET Reply # of 5104 PALO ALTO, Calif., May 29 (Reuters?) Astronomers tracking the three 'RUMPSWABBIAN BATTLECRUSIERS' (Hostile MM's) ....Report that the 'RUMPIES' have reached the 'KY' Nebula.....As reported last evening the 'RUMPSWABBIANS' traveled to 'KY' in order to stock up on 'medical supplies'..... 'Bob Guccioni' Spokesperson for the observatory stated: "We have tracked the 'BATTLECRUISERS' and find two of them to be in orbit around a 'Planet' in the 'KY' Nebula, known as 'PMS'#1. The inhabitants of this 'Planet' are 'NOT' known for their..... hospitality! We are still looking for the 3rd 'BATTLECRUSIER'....we are in touch with 'JPL' Houston, and will also be utilizing the 'Hubble' telescope to help in the search... We cannot afford to let a 'RUMPSWABBIAN-BATTLECRUSIER' loose!..We will locate it..... .......................In other news The 'Indiana Pacers' defeated the 'Bulls' in game six by 3 points. Game 7 sunday in Chicago This caused 'macker' to say the following "%$#_)&++(+)* me!" pvt jat($ingle $paced) <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< To: +Just-a-thought (4766 ) From: +Just-a-thought Friday, May 29 1998 10:17PM ET Reply # of 5104 PALO ALTO, Calif., May 29 (Reuters?) Subj: Missing 'RUMPSWABBIAN-BATTLECRUSIER'. 'Bob Guccioni' Spokesperson for the observatory stated: "We have found the 3rd 'BATTLECRUISER'!!..... It has crashed while attempting to land on 'PMS'#1, we have been monitoring transmissions from the 2 'BATTLECRUISERS" orbiting the 'Planet'......It appears that 'slippery runway conditions' caused the mishap. No injuries were reported by the 'RUMPIES'. Again the inhabitants of this 'Planet' are 'NOT' known for their..... hospitality!...The 'RUMPSWABS' (MM's) will not enjoy their shore leave on this 'Planet'... We would expect the 'RUMPOIANS' to continue their pursuit of the 3 'STARSHIPS' (nina, pinta & santa maria) on monday! We reestablished contact with the dedicated 'ARMADA' this AM as they emerged from the interference caused by.... 'MARS'(seats up) and 'VENUS'(seats down). Their course has not changed..... They're on track to the 'Galaxy' known as..... 'THE LAND OF CRITICAL MASS'.....God speed.... 'John Glenn'...eerrrrr ....................in other news Indiana Pacers coach 'Larry Bird' has not changed his 'expression'. Game seven on 'Sunday' will be just "AWESOME".....'The green wave!' pvt jat ($ingle $paced-out) The 'STARSHIPS' continue >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To: +Just-a-thought (4956 ) From: +Just-a-thought Friday, May 29 1998 11:52PM ET Reply # of 5104 PALO ALTO, Calif., May 29 (Reuters?) 'Bob Guccioni' Spokesperson for the observatory stated: 'The 'HUBBLE' telescope has picked up a 'GREEN WAVE' SPACE SHUTTLE', towing a 'BANNER'--------INDY,LAR-RY,INDY,LAR-RY,INDY,LAR-RY!.... Larry Bird still has not changed his expression! Just another day at the office. Been there done that!!.....GAME 7 SUNDAY BE THERE!!!!! PVT JAT (dbl $paced-out)---see prior post