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To: Mohan Marette who wrote (1233)6/1/1998 7:55:00 PM
From: Senor VS  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12475
 
One more Indo-Pak joke..

The Hen's Egg
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There was once an Indian and a Pakistani who lived next door to each
other. The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.

One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Pakistani's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Pakistani pick up the egg. The Indian ran up to the Pakistani and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Pakistani disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

They argued for a while until finally the Indian said, "In my family we normaly solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."

The Pakistani agreed to this and so the Indian found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Pakistani and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. The Pakistani fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.

Eventually the Pakistani stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."

The Indian said, "Keep the damn egg!"




To: Mohan Marette who wrote (1233)6/1/1998 8:02:00 PM
From: JPR  Respond to of 12475
 
Mohan:

IOC (Indian Origin Cards) is an excellent idea for NRIs and is probably a prelude for dual passport. Education and agriculture are the top priority items in my book and Indian Govt needs to be recognized for this. <VBG> I am getting a feeling that some important NRIs close to the Prime Minister must have something to do with this IOC.
Indian Govt is at last coming to understand the importance of NRIs, who can contribute a lot in the uplift of the country.

Here is a link for Internet Acronym Dictionary
home3.inet.tele.dk
TNT (Till Next Time)
JPR