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To: SnakeInATuxedo who wrote (6101)6/2/1998 9:22:00 PM
From: Chuca Marsh  Respond to of 14226
 
<<..either: 1] surrender on the spot; or 2] take off in their flying saucer at Warp 10, we'll never see them again, and there'll be a huge billboard ..>>. ( What can I add ) saying - " Take me to your leader!!! !" and Dick and Dale come out and say WE ARE THE LEADERS!!!
WE can Mill around with the best of the Congress, filabuster with the House of Representatives in the footsteps of Resinsentativeness, what do you mean what came first??? Who came first!!! Yes, I don't give a damn. Oh, he's our shortstop at the Mill. What, their mill? Yes, Dales' Mill or Dicks' Mill! As I said, Frankly- " No Stockholder Gives A Damn!!!"
Damnmill, on payday has his wife come down and collect his paycheck. Whos' Wife. Yes. Who's Mill Wife- "Yes I said, every Dollar of it!"
A heavy hitter comes up and bases are loaded, bottom of the ninth and who's on first - I don't know's on second, Dales on Third, and Dick is at Shortstop. What swings at the pitch -hits a line to short; Dick Bites it out of the air and spits it to WHO!!! YES!!! The game is almost won...except the THIRD baseman was a plant( An Aloe Vera On The Hassey Ore Pile) and ran home and scored! The Gila Monters eat Aloe Veras for breakfast, yet everybody is paid and happy because the wife comes down collects the check- "EVERY DAMN DOLLAR OF IT...who's Wife...yes////all the Resin (resilant) Investors WIVES! Nine lives Wives or what! Oh, What...Oh; Shit ...that is our Market Maker! Market Makers - are pothole makers - every snow state folks know that. They are scrauny little headed people with big baseball sized eyes and have spaces between their top teeth. Thet catch at ballgames with their heads and look at the world thru baseballs that they catch and always ask the hitter to sign the binding so they have a collectors item of value as they only know the preverse side of the Golden Rule. Market Makers steal paychecks and pensions but we care not of their methods as we have this to say about our ballgame that they always try to steal the ball away from us. But our players are paid. How? You ask- how! So far, Oh Shit shows up on Payday and Collects every DOLLAOFIT, and now that is gunna change. Collums of marchers and batters - pitchers pour in the bullpens and now the ninth inning and Third is capable of Stealing home, Shortstops are Long and Strong and my wife is sitting next to me saying; Oh Sheeet, I am going to bed! I have a headache....But I say -"It's allright, read some old last summers night dream T Hoare."
ChucanacordianPlayBall&Sing-TakeMeOut2TheBallGame...
P.S.- No offense, Dick or Dale. My wife, I better apoligize to real quick, at least by end of EDIT! T. H. no damn apoligizes!~ C.L. the only <VBBG>