To: Turboe who wrote (7350 ) 6/3/1998 12:06:00 PM From: DG Cruise Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 11850
Here is a little something to pass the time.. Sorry it is so long. Kinda funny though. Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the >> world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not >> with those flies and death and stuff. >> --Mariah Carey >> >> Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not >> live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were >> supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live >> forever, which is why I would not live forever. >> --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest >> >> Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same >> reactions in the brain as marijuana... The researchers also discovered >> other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are. >> --Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22 >> >> I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. >> --David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he >> failed to pay his taxes. >> >> Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of >> your life. >> --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a >> federal anti-smoking campaign >> >> I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. >> --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward >> >> Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates >> in the country. >> --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC >> >> The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them >> unsafe. >> --Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia >> >> After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, >> the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David >> Steele to the post. >> --Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island >> >>