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Microcap & Penny Stocks : Tokyo Joe's Cafe / Societe Anonyme -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: TokyoMex who wrote (2634)	6/4/1998 4:34:00 PM
From: Turboe	Respond to of 8798

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To: TokyoMex who wrote (2634)	6/4/1998 4:38:00 PM
From: Turboe	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 8798

TALK IS CHEAP UNTIL YOU GET A LAWER ********************************************************** What does a lawyer have in common with a sperm cell? A one in ten million chance of becoming a human being.... ******************************************************** I once asked a lawyer if he could answer two questions for $500.00. He replied by saying,"What's the second question?" ******************************************************** A man is walking through the graveyard when his eyes catch a tombstone. Engraved on it he reads,"Here lies a lawyer and an honest man." "Funny," he says to himself,"There ain't enough room for two in there!" ******************************************************** There was a blind bunny that was walking along and bumped into a blind snake. The snake asked "what are you?" The bunny said "I don't know I am blind" The snake said "I am blind too, why don't you feel me and tell me what I am and then i will feel you and tell you what you are" The bunny thought it was a good idea so he said "ok here I go" "You have no legs so you have to slither on the ground on your belly, you are kind of cold and slimy, and you speak with a forked tongue.....I don't know what you are let me think awhile" The bunny thought and thought until finally he yelled "wait I've got it You're a lawyer" ******************************************************** A doctor, a scientist and a lawyer were talking, trying to figure out who came first. The doctor said "I came first, because a doctor had to remove one of Adam's ribs to create Eve..." The scientist said "yes, but someone had to create the universe and put it in some orderly fashion from the initial chaos, and it would take a scientist to do that..." The lawyer jumped in and said, "yeah, but who do you think caused the chaos?....." ******************************************************** Ida McDonald (one of Tom's brilliant Divorce attorneys) found herself in front of St. Peter at Heaven's gate. "It's all a mistake," she complained. "I'm only 49 - I'm far too young to die!" "That's odd," said the saint. "According to the hours you've billed, you're 119 years old." ******************************************************** Last winter it was so cold, that I saw a lawyer walking downtown with his hands in is OWN pockets! ******************************************************** Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers & clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service. ******************************************************** Why are research scientists now using lawyers instead of rats in laboratory experiments? 1. There are more lawyers than rats. 2. The scientists were becoming too attached to the rats. 3. There are some things a rat just won't do. ******************************************************** Q: What form of birth control do lawyers use? A: Their personalities. ******************************************************** A lawyer, doctor and minister were friends of a very wealthy man who lay dying. As a last request to the three friends, the wealthy man said, "I know they say you can't take it with you, but I'd really like to. Promise me that at my funeral, you'll each put $1 million of my money into the casket." The friends agreed. Seeing each other at the wake, the three shared a drink in their friend's memory. Soon the social worker said, "Friends, I cannot keep a secret. I took $25,000 of our friend's money for my inner city project. I want to start a shelter for homeless people." The doctor then said, "Well, I have a confession, too. I also took $25,000. I wanted the money for care for pregnant women and young children. I feel just awful." The lawyer said, "You two should feel awful! I am shocked at your dishonesty. Our friend made us promise to honor his request and you have betrayed him. When that casket was open, I put in a personal check for the FULL $1 million..." ******************************************************** A young woman was throwing an elegant cocktail party in her NY penthouse. The bell rang. She announced "Everyone please listen up! My father is arriving, please remember, DO NOT tell him I"m a lawyer, he thinks I'm a prostitute." ******************************************************** As we all know, lawyers are always self-absorbed and very busy. One day Ida McDonald was hurrying to court and didn't notice that she'd stepped in dog crap. When she arrived at court and saw the crap on her shoe she thought, "My God, I'm melting!" **********************************************************