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To: X Y Zebra who wrote (1221)6/5/1998 1:04:00 AM
From: EL KABONG!!!  Respond to of 12810
 
Of course you may not have a choice in the matter. Consider John Bobeck.

KJC



To: X Y Zebra who wrote (1221)6/5/1998 2:23:00 AM
From: Phil(bullrider)  Respond to of 12810
 
x y z,

I sincerely feel honored for you have posted that bit of trivia as a response to my post, and have a bit of trivia to pass along myself.

An acquaintance, of an acquaintance, of an acquaintance, swore this to be true.

A man was sitting on a street corner crying.

A cop walks up and asks, "Why are you crying?"

The man answers, "I just went to relieve myself, and when I zipped my zipper up, I cut my "penice", (or penis), off.

Now, obviously, this man had been sipping,(in other words, was inebriated)

The cop looks at this guy, observes no blood, and tells the guy,

" You must be misstaken, I don't see any blood, if that had happened, I would expect to see a lot of blood."

The "inebriated one" says, "hold on", reaches into his pocket, pulls out an item, holds it for the cop to observe, and asks, "What is that?"

The cop answers, "A cigar butt".

Undaunted, the drunk says, "Oh", reaches into another pocket, holds out another object for the observation of the "Man in blue/black", and asks,

"What is "that" then?"

The cop answers, "Another cigar butt".

The inebriated one exclaims, "Oh S**T, I must have smoked it".

Night all,
Phil



To: X Y Zebra who wrote (1221)6/6/1998 2:35:00 PM
From: Don Pueblo  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12810
 
ROFLMAO!! Taht is off topic, however, along with the Latin. Please try and maintain a moddicumm of moronnicsity. Thanks in advance.

BTW, I am going to try a new thing: a post with ALL RED spell checker words. I believe it is actually impossible, but I shall try. BAWK!