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Pastimes : Al and Angel, Love at first sight? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: MY OPINION who wrote (221)	6/8/1998 8:02:00 PM
From: Yacht Trash	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 247

DADDY, Another reason for the demise of the Al/Angel marriage was as follows: A few days before Angel's birthday hubby Al asked Angel, "Dear, what would you like for your present?" Angel: I really don't think I should say. Al: How about a diamond ring, pumkin? Angel: I don't care much for diamonds. Al: Well, then how about a mink coat? Angel: You know that I don't like furs, Al!!! Al: A golden necklace???? Angel: I already have three of them. Al: Well, what the hell "DO" YOU WANT!!!! Angel: What I'd really like is a divorce. Al: Hmmmmmmmm, I really wasn't planning on spending "THAT" much!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA Did you have a nice nappy today, Alster???? <GGGGG> Oh, and DADDY, have you been really busy or have you become e-mail challenged. HAHA!.....Garry

To: MY OPINION who wrote (221)	6/8/1998 8:35:00 PM
From: Yacht Trash	Respond to of 247

DADDY, The reasons that this lovely couple could not make a go of it just boggles the mind!! Here's another example of how Al acted at a nice restaurant with Angel: "Waiter!!!!!" shouts Al after getting his first course, "how dare you serve me this!!" There's a freeking twig in my soup!!!" "My apologies. " said the waiter. "I'll inform the branch manager." BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

To: MY OPINION who wrote (221)	6/8/1998 9:00:00 PM
From: Yacht Trash	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 247

DADDY, There's more, I'm sad to say but these things must be documented and I bare the burden of responsibility. Oh, the pain of it to spare future young couples the tears and turmoil of a love affair gone south. Right before the divorce, Al came home after his usual catting around the local Lauderdale pubs only to find Angel in bed with another man. Dismayed, Al cried out, "MY God Angel, what are you doing?????" Turning to her lover, Angel frowned and said, "Didn't I "tell" you he was dumb??" BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

To: MY OPINION who wrote (221)	6/8/1998 10:11:00 PM
From: Yacht Trash	Respond to of 247

DADDY, Further research has uncovered even more startling information that "must" be shared, right down to the bumper stickers that both of them sport on their 73 matching Ford Pinto's: Al's bumper stickers: "5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park."........And: "My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her .....or something like that." Angel's bumper stickers: "Support Cannibalism-EAT ME! "If we are what we eat; I'm cheap fast, and easy and : "I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way! Garry's bumper stickers: Madness takes it's toll, please have exact change. God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier, DADDY!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!