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To: E'Lane who wrote (11298)	6/5/1998 10:34:00 PM
From: CWolf	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 50264

Cats...you got cats! Me too! Great minds think alike. I turned both of mine loose in the engine room to keep the mice and mm rats out. They're doing a good job 'cause you don't see any down there do ya! <VBG> And they guard the extra 'rocket fuel' LL found down there. They know him, so they let him live.... Murphy and Chloey (chuck's guard cats on patrol)

To: E'Lane who wrote (11298)	6/5/1998 10:37:00 PM
From: dch	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 50264

E'Lane >> cats..can't live with them... << I've heard that cat's make fairly good "mock" bunny slippers. But seriously, what makes you think your cat doesn't read SI! (If you hurry, you may still be able to edit out that "No typo!" part!) Good luck. --dch

To: E'Lane who wrote (11298)	6/5/1998 10:41:00 PM
From: kennbill	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 50264

Well... after the Chocolate story, I get back to my office and see this (from the wife) making the rounds on her email circuit! hmmmm... is there a story here?? Ok, you had to know these would be coming out sooner or later! ;) > ><< With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs > > oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's > > society.... > > > > > > DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car > > trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when > > they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent. > > > > > > PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more > > likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a > > new one. > > > > > > CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming > > urge to perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills > > and "little accidents." > > > > > > COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men > > administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new > > hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to > > noticing new clothing. > > > > > > BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden > > urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after talking > > this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can > > be continued for a period longer than your favorites store's return > > limit. > > > > > > NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently > > undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents. > > > > > > NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men > > want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other > > family members. > > > > > > FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal > > gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled > > for long car rides. > > > > > > FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men > > with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Expecially useful for men on Viagra. > > > > > > PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in > > the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs > > of other people. Note: Apparent over-dose turned three test subjects > > into "special prosecutors." > > > > > > LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being > > asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand > > Jury and Presidential Strength versions. > > >> > > > > end of wife's postings... and now my favorite.... MMAGRA - This new drug makes MM's short THEMSELVES!!!!! (or is it that it makes short MM's ... :-) Have a good weekend all!