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Biotech / Medical : PFE (Pfizer) How high will it go? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Solid who wrote (3303)	6/6/1998 10:51:00 PM
From: Tunica Albuginea	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 9523

solid, if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen. Obviously you are a novice at this and so that may be the best thing for you till you get your bearings.By then hopefully you'll realize that there are two ways to invest.One of them is called shorting overvalued, hyped up, overinflated stocks.The venerable Barons magazine has made this into a fine art. Read it .Besides reading Barrons you should also read less of Physical Medicine and more on the Cardiovascular System, which seems to be the " talk dujour " lately with Viagra.Retinal degeneration is another appropriate field for you as recently alluded to by DrMarmor, President of the American Academy of Ophthalmolgy,also in the case of Viagra. And don't forget to read the modern classic, " Redux, and the shafting of American Home Products ". All these will be very helpful to you solid I can assure you.Get on with it, TA

To: Solid who wrote (3303)	6/7/1998 2:11:00 PM
From: Brander	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 9523

A little Viagra humor: ALL ABOUT VIAGRA ------------------------------------------------- Today we look at the lighter side of Viagra, the now famous impotency medication from Pfizer which makes men last longer (or last at all) and women much happier. Talk about a win-win product. Have more, send them to VIAGRA@joke-of-the-day.com The new name for it "The Pfizer Riser!" ******************************************** Questions to Ponder about Viagra ------------------------------------- If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut? If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use? A growth chart? I dropped a Viagra in a jar of small sweet pickles last night and this morning had a jar full of big Kosher dills. If I give my computer monitor Viagra, will the screen get bigger? I would only take Viagra for intellectual purposes, so my head would swell. Before Viagra, for some people, making love was classified as "assault with a dead weapon." Viagra Falls, the new waterfall that flows upward. Viagra, medicine's version of "MIRACLE-GRO." Mix Viagra and Prozac and you have a guy who is ready to go, but doesn't really care where. Are you taking Viagra or are you just happy to see me? ****************************************** If however you do need to take Viagra, remember to swallow them quickly otherwise you'll get a stiff neck. A shipment of Viagra was highjacked today. Police have put out an All-Points bulletin: Be on the lookout for two hardened criminals! They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they'll surely be sent to a Penal Institution. ****************************************** Did you hear about Levi's new jeans for Baby Boomer men?.... They come with just a "Viagra" more room. For women not-in-the-mood, California bars now have Viagra-free zones. Scientists developed the idea for Viagra after studying President Clinton's DNA. ******************************************** VIAGRA CAUSES PANIC ------------------------ WASHINGTON, DC (DPI) -- Viagra, the new pill for impotence approved by the Food and Drug Administration on Friday, is already causing problems across the country. The FDA had said a man would need to by sexually aroused before the drug would work, but apparently failed to consider that most men walk around in a constant state of sexual arousal. Several disasters or near-disasters have already been reported: * In Boise, a passenger plane skidded off the runway after the pilot's erection inadvertently hit the button that causes the landing gear to retract. * In San Bernardino County, outside of Los Angeles, a 17-car pileup occurred when trucker Dirk Diggler apparently lost control of his rig, blocking his vision and causing him to also lose control of his truck. FDA Spokesperson Bonnie Thurston commented, "There's no limit to the damage that this pill could cause. We've got to make sure it doesn't fall into the wrong hands, like President Clinton's, for example, of we could have a potential nuclear mistake." ********************************************** And the New Viagra SMILEY FACE :---)