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To: Rambi who wrote (22779)6/7/1998 1:50:00 PM
From: James R. Barrett  Respond to of 108807
 
Penni, that was the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

Thankyou,
Jim



To: Rambi who wrote (22779)6/7/1998 4:35:00 PM
From: Father Terrence  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 108807
 
Dear Irrational penni,

"And I have never worried over the fact that I have 56 pairs of shoes in my closet, which I guess is not normal, though I hope no one will judge me too harshly for this deviant behavior."

That is extremely rational. I myself own 200 pairs of mismatched socks and over 1,000 pairs of shoes of various sizes. In addition, I own at least 10,000 hats (which I began collecting at age 3) and I NEVER wear hats.

"In spite of my tremendous gift for irrationality, I'm also honest and feel I must confess that my hairdresser is not homosexual, but has three children, a wife who looks like a model, and a million dollar home. I feel like a fool tipping him."

Please do not, it is just a facade he maintains to cover his real lifestyle: he wears skintight black leather, lives in a seedy room over a gay bar and has bloody anal sex with at least 25 male partners every night. Only one bastard gets to take it in the mouth each night as long as he promises that he'll swallow.

Father Terrence