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To: username who wrote (48385)6/8/1998 11:46:00 PM
From: Jack Colton  Respond to of 61433
 
Hey eom!

What song was that?

Yesterday..... all my money was in ASND to stay,
Now I accidentally pulled it all away,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly, my portfolio's not half of what it oughta be.
There's a check somewhere searching for me.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Why I had to switch brokers
I don't know, I shouldn't say...
But for 10 bucks a trade
I though of all that I would save...

Yesterday, my symbols were all red
I thought that's where they'd stay.
Now, I know, something's wrong
and my money's tucked away.

Oh, I believe in yesterday...

jack

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. Yeah, yeah... I know... Don't quit the day job.




To: username who wrote (48385)6/9/1998 12:03:00 AM
From: Sector Investor  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 61433
 
Take your pick - several could apply. The 5th one off of this link, for example:

Message 4032757

This one doesn't fit , but what the heck:

Message 4072732

I like this one for tomorrow! I should have said "On to $50+!"

Message 4125606

This applies:

Message 4779584

And of course!

To the tune of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da.

Cascade has great products in the market place,
Mory is a leader of the RAS,
Cascade says to Mory, "Hey, I like your place"
and says Mory, as he takes them by the hand:

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da!
ASND goes on,
Ya da da da, ASND goes on,
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da!
ASND goes on,
Ya da da da, ASND goes on.

Cascade has some switches for the INet core,
fas-ter than any cur-rent thing,
Mory and Cascade go through the merger door,
and when its over, then they begin to sing!

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da!
ASND goes on,
Ya da da da, ASND goes on,
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da!
ASND goes on,
Ya da da da, ASND goes on.

In a couple of years they have built a net, sweet net!
Da-da-da-da da-da da-da-da da-da-da da-da-da da-da,
with a couple of lines running WAY TOO FAST,
for CSCO and COMS to catch!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!

Happy ever after in the market place,
ATM and RAS, hand in hand,
Ashby comes on board to set the Earn-ings pace,
and now lately he's lead singer for the band!

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da!
ASND goes on,
Ya da da da, ASND goes on,
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da!
ASND goes on,
Ya da da da, ASND goes on.

So if you want some fun!
Sing Ob-La-Di-La-Da!



To: username who wrote (48385)6/9/1998 8:50:00 AM
From: polarisnh  Respond to of 61433
 
Pete,

Welcome back!

What is the plan today boys and girls are we going to be on a major ride or is this just going to be a fake out? I heard about ASND being added to the S&P 500, the AOL - ASND award in the UK, and now the ASND - Italy news. This day could be interesting!

Cheers,

Steve