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To: Secret_Agent_Man who wrote (12376)	6/10/1998 10:54:00 AM
From: eRM Solutions	Respond to of 50264

OT Humor Joke of the day. >Everybody who has a dog calls him something simple like "Rover" or "Spot" >>I >>made the mistake of calling mine "Sex". >> >>Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to city hall to >>renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. >>He said, "I'd like to have one too!" Then I said, "But this is for a >>dog." He said, "I don't care what she looks like." Then I said, "You >>don't understand, I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said, >>"You must have been quite a kid." >> >>When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. Not >>wanting the dog to bother us, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for >>my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in >>the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake >>at night." The clerk said, "Me too." >> >>One day I entered Sex in a dog show, before the competition began, >>Another contestant asked me what I was doing. I told him that I planned >>to have Sex in the show. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. >>When I asked if the show was televised he called me a pervert. >> >>I left my dog at the Veterinarian. When I went to pick him up I said, >>"I've come for my dog." She said, "Which one, Spot or Rover?" I said, >>"What about Sex?" She slapped me. After I straightened out the >>misunderstanding, I asked if Sex was good for her. She slapped me again. >> >>Sex ran away, I went to the dog pound. As I was looking in all the cages >>the operator up to me. I said I'm looking for Sex. He said I was looking >>in all the wrong places. >> >>When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of >>the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." He said, >>"What's your point, so did I." I said, "But my wife wants to take Sex >>away." He said, "That's what happens in a divorce." >> >>Last night Sex ran off. I spent hours looking for him all over town. A >>cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 >>o'clock in the morning?" I said I was looking for Sex. >> >>My case comes up Friday. >>

To: Secret_Agent_Man who wrote (12376)	6/10/1998 11:51:00 AM
From: One Voice	Respond to of 50264

Permission to come aboard the starship. Long-time lurker and owner of DGIV who wishes to add verbal support to repel the space herpes trying to invade this sector of the galaxy. Specialty is n-fold space technologies enabling FTL travel. This lack of volume is "vvvverryyy" interesting, a time bomb about to go off ?. If you put your ear up to the monitor you can hear a quiet ticking (building up of temporal displacement energies?). In the future posts will be more germain to DGIV business aspects. Fair Winds