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Technology Stocks : Manugistics, Inc. (MANU) -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Jay Rommel who wrote (773)6/11/1998 10:41:00 AM
From: Amsterdam  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 1670
 
<<Off topic, but only somewhat;

Q: What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving from an airplane?
A: Skeet.

Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.

Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.

Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their
clients?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead
lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman.

Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched,they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.

Q: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest
stamps?
A: They had pictures of lawyers on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle.

Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.

It was so cold last winter ...
How cold was it?
I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's
rates. "$50.00 for three questions", replied the lawyer. "Isn't that
awfully steep?" asked the man. "Yes," the lawyer replied, "and what's your third question?"




To: Jay Rommel who wrote (773)6/11/1998 10:51:00 AM
From: Teknvstr  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1670
 
Gibson does not suck, he made a mistake, as anyone can. When the sales force found out they were going to restructure their territories to accommodate the new hires and training requirements, they closed a lot of business in Q4 so they could get paid! Then they just had too much on their plate, the quarter went by and they hadn't closed the deals fast enough...it's that simple. This is simply growing pains, and the market has over-reacted...that simple. These lawyers soliciting people for a class action suit have NO basis except their own greed. Stocks go down and they go up. The risk in the market is what enables you to make returns period.

Incidentally, this class action suit will have little or no effect on the stocks performance in my opinion. This is standard procedure for technology stocks. It's more reflective of greedy lawyers hanging around in wait than of a problem for MANU.....With a Price to Sales Ratio of less than 4....this is the best lay-up I've had for some time......35 by next quarter report....50 by 3rd quarter report in my opinion.....(that is if SAP or somebody else doesn't buy them)....Tek