To: George Papadopoulos who wrote (142 ) 6/12/1998 2:07:00 AM From: X Y Zebra Respond to of 5130
Maybe I should give my wife a toll free number of the British free conunseling sessions for wifes of men suffering World Cup Syndrome! Perhaps give her a little bit of Ouzo and she will watch the games with you...or ? As for the Bulgarians, I hope they play clean otherwise I will be one p/o person tomorrow... Their looks were really something to write home about... in fact these guys are so ugly, here are some of the comments the press correspondents were overheard saying about the Bulgarian team: he was so ugly... they used to push his face into dough to make gorilla biscuits You're so ugly you'd make a train take a dirt road! You're so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off! You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning! You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!" You're so ugly your face is closed on weekends! You're so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control! You're so ugly if my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards! You're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother! You're so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!" You're so ugly they know what time you were born, because your face stopped the clock! Your so ugly you could scare the moss off a rock! Your so ugly you could scare the chrome off a bumper! Your face is so so ugly when you cry the tears run up your face. You are so ugly, your mother had to feed you with a sling shot. You are so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you. wow.... these guys are ugly ..... Good thing the cup is not won by looks... (or lack o them)