To: Scumbria who wrote (27306 ) 6/12/1998 12:05:00 PM From: Richard Wang Respond to of 33344
News, news, news by Wang News Service Monday, June 15, 1998 UPDATE: Church of Intel die-hards marching on. By Richard, Wang News Service June 15, 1998 1998 9:06am Wang@ctive Week Online After having their fantasy wish list fulfilled, the die-hards of the Church of Intel were issued new marching orders. The true believers of COI are truly feeling better, as their competitor NSM has met its demise after a myriad of problems. The highly acclaimed MediaGx doesn't make money, and Cyrix stopped innovating when National bought them. NSM lost $500 for every computer sold in the Universe. People are loyal to the Intel brand name as they find Celeron a really good processor, and PII worth the price premium. True to its claims, Intel sales tactics are totally above board, and the FTC investigation is completely off base. As the highly touted PCOAC won't work, Slot 1/2 are again worth the price premium. Intel stock will go back up this millennium. The die-hards have finally reached their climatic pleasure, and nothing remains except expecting their hardware to become smaller and smaller. Now they are ready for their ultimate destination. Following their orders from their sect leader St. Paul, the die-hards are taking Viagra pills, and marching to the office of Dr. Kervokian. Source: wang@ctive Week Online Copyright c 1998 Wang New Service. All Rights Reserved. Reproduction in whole or in part in any form or medium without express written permission of wang@ctive Week Online is encouraged. Wang New Service uses no efforts to ensure the accuracy of information posted. Materials in this news wire have been plagiarized from the excellent post of Scumbria.