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Pastimes : Let's Talk About Our Feelings!!! -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: James R. Barrett who wrote (22886)	6/12/1998 10:41:00 PM
From: Rambi	Respond to of 108807

Mah deah Jimmy, Y'all are such a cute, little ol' thang'! But you shure don't hayave a real cleah undahstandin of us magnolia blossoms. Is it true that fried chicken is the only meat dish that Southern women know how to cook? Y'all have obviously not tasted mah coon pie. Is it true that Southern women do not wear underwear in the summer? you ah so silly! We nevah wear undahwear. Is it true that all Southern women know how to square dance and play the banjo? We ah very proud of our heritage. We are taught from the cradle the delicate seduction of parlor skills. And yes, even those on the lowah economic levels are taught the art of playin' spoons. Why do Southern women allow the chickens to live in the house? Because most of 'em are related to us, Honey. We are very lovin' women. Is it true that most Southern women drink moonshine in the outhouse? Sweetie, Ah drink mah moonshine anywhayah Ah can. Is it true that most Southern women believe that a crayfish is a lobster? No, darlin', a lobster is just a large, transplanted crayfish. Do Southern women ever wear anything besides a house dress? Honeypie, I hate to be repetitious, but it gets SOooooo warm heah, we wear as little as possible. Now don't you be callin' me submissive, y' heah? Ah'm just real sweet-natured.