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To: Druggist who wrote (16044)	6/12/1998 9:43:00 PM
From: joe	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 22053

Druggist, I'm curious, about how many Viagra tablets are you selling a day? Or are you just hoarding them :-) I own PFE (for my mother; she picked it out so she could learn the vagaries of losing money in stocks :-) ) Do you think sales will be affected by 15 deaths (at last count I think)? thanks joe

To: Druggist who wrote (16044)	6/12/1998 10:07:00 PM
From: David Lawrence	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 22053

Being in the numbers profession, I couldn't help but be humored by these: Accountant Humor What's the definition of an accountant? - Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand. What's the definition of a good tax accountant? - Someone who has a loophole named after him. When does a person decide to become an accountant? - When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker. What does an accountant use for birth control? - His personality. What's an extroverted accountant? - One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own. What's an auditor? - Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded. Why did the auditor cross the road? - Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year. There are three kinds of accountants in the world: those who can count and those who can't. How do you drive an accountant completely insane? - Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way. What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? - Depreciation. An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing. An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."

To: Druggist who wrote (16044)	6/15/1998 11:42:00 AM
From: Moonray	Respond to of 22053

3Com, Symbol and Abaco Team to Deliver Mobile Connectivity to SAP R/3 Solutions Via the Palm Computing Platform 09:07 a.m. Jun 15, 1998 Eastern Joint development to enable remote access to enterprise resource planning solutions from industry-leading Palm Computing platform devices NEW YORK--(BUSINESS WIRE)--June 15, 1998-- 3Com Corp. (NASDAQ:COMS), Symbol (NYSE:SBL) and Abaco International Group today announced a strategic alliance to create mobile enterprise resource planning (ERP) solutions based on 3Com's market-leading Palm Computing(R) platform. The companies will jointly develop a mobile solution to link SAP(tm) R/3(tm) applications to special Palm Computing platform devices made by Symbol Technologies that will allow enterprise users to remotely access enterprise data. Abaco is spearheading the solution development with its software called The Bridge for R/3 which provides a Palm Computing platform interface to information resident in SAP R/3 applications. SAP R/3 provides the business and technology backbone for this mobile computing solution. guide-p.infoseek.com o~~~ O