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To: E who wrote (364)6/13/1998 7:45:00 PM
From: Tom C  Respond to of 2117
 
Mr. E

As a long time holder of FBNA share (pre-IPO) and a current employee of FBNA, I can tell you .. we do not hire Nuns. While we appreciate our paid HYPISTS, please try to keep it in the realm of possibilities. Hire nuns? Get a grip man! Look at the health care plan statistics. Maternity and well baby care are our largest expenses. Without that our SG&A would be almost nothing. Well, except for the millions we spend on the website.

The next thing I know, I'll be hearing that Janice is in Italy because she is the head of the Order and the Pope's mistress. Hmm, I'll have to pass that by marketing?

Tom




To: E who wrote (364)6/13/1998 7:49:00 PM
From: Janice Shell  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2117
 
It goes w/o saying therefore that any pregnant FBN employee would be carrying the next messiah, thereby enhancing the prestige and shareprice of our company.

Please don't forget our papal blessing. We DO try to include an allusion to it in all our promotional literature.

(How do you think we get the nuns to work without pay, pregnant or not?)



To: E who wrote (364)6/13/1998 9:50:00 PM
From: Wayne Rumball  Respond to of 2117
 
Pregnant nuns!

Sounds like they'll be delivering the anti-christ.

So that's what management has been up to...