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To: jjs_ynot who wrote (485)	6/14/1998 8:08:00 PM
From: TEDennis	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2117

dave_s: Re: hardware from former Soviet States Yes, of course. Our Marketing Department is quite adept at seeking out new ways to use existing materials. They've even foreseen the requirement to transport metallic objects of significant weight. In fact, one of our B-52's still retains the original support structure for like objects from military activities from years past. We've been using that particular B-52 to dump tons of promotional FBNA pamphlets on unsuspecting rural areas. I heard that the entire milk production of Eastern Iowa dropped to zero for two weeks following our PR campaign in that area. The cows were scared shi ... uh ... milkless. The acquisition of the metallic objects you mention could also have a positive side effect on our "Shine-Baby-Shine" subdivision, which as we all know, produces Metallic polishing materials. Certainly, that division could use some encouragement, what with the revenues received from the government contract being somewhat anemic lately. Thanks for your suggestion, TED