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To: musicguy who wrote (25255)6/15/1998 11:52:00 AM
From: Tim Luke  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 34592
 
money burning a hole in my pocket



To: musicguy who wrote (25255)6/15/1998 11:55:00 AM
From: kevin404  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 34592
 
Poo poo joke.

A judge gets fiendlishly drunk one night and happens to throw up all over himself on the subway ride home. It's late so his wife is already asleep when he slips into bed. The next morning, there she is, rolling pin in hand, waiting for an explanation why his clothes are covered with puke. Thinking quickly, the judge tells her it was the fault of a drunk, sitting next to him on the subway.

In court the next day, he decides to make his story more believable so he gives his wife a call.

"Honey, the drunk that threw up on me last night just appeared before me in court. I'll have you know I gave him thirty days for Drunk and Disorderly."

"Well you better give him sixty days," replied his wife, "because he shat in your pants too."