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Pastimes : Muffy's Story: A Short Story Game for Would Be Authors -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: TEDennis who wrote (63)6/16/1998 6:11:00 PM
From: E  Respond to of 766
 
Muffy sat down on the edge of the waterbed. Her brain was bouncing up and down and also was teeming with thoughts. Was Lewis/Louise her bro/sis? should she have understood this from all that had gone before? Why was she so confused about the plot lines and characters?. Who was this foisting Michelle person, and why was she so unattractive? And was the very concept of unattractiveness retrograde and counterrevolutionary? To what revolution were we referring, that against the tenets of sociobiology? Perhaps her quality of being hard on the eyes was explainable by reference to the fact that she was 6 and a half feet tall and weighed many stone, and what was a stone?, but anyway, she weighed, oh, say 400 pounds, maybe 500. "She has a pretty face," Muffy thought, "except for the dog resemblance, which would be less pronounced if she would roll her blackish tongue back up into her mouth and pant less audibly. Perhaps I will suggest that when we get to know each other better! And could a touch of cosmetic dentistry hurt?

"No wonder the poor girl has to supplement her income from the bordello with a day job as a social worker," Muffy thought.Also, "Where exactly does USAW fit in, and those letters on the roll of papers tucked into the crotch of the phony TED's pants, secured there by his fishnet stockings-- "FBN", they were.

And Muffy wished soo-o-o- much that she could have a new pet, a basset hound, perhaps. And she was also considering taking a vow of celibacy. "Less aggravation," she thought. She was also hoping she hadn't offended Norma by calling her a slut. Norma was no slut! No way! "What get into me?" Muffy asked herself.

Muffy was very confused. What was going on? She wished some handsome stud would recap things for her! It was all so confuu-u-sing!