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To: TEDennis who wrote (672)6/18/1998 1:33:00 PM
From: E  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2117
 
Originally developed as a courtesy to certain members of our board whose names will not be released at the request of the Federal Witness Protection Program, FBN will now be offering to our rapidly increasing client base (you can understand that the specific numbers and percentages are proprietary) FBN BTO units, in which we will combine products made by two of our most successful subdivisions, the newly announced "FBN-BlowSkyHigh" and "FBNFurniture," which latter division is itself comprised of FBNSofas, FBNChairs and FBNTables.

These BTO units can be ordered in any desired combination and with extras-- for example, FBNChairs can be ordered with cushions stuffed with our FBN-BlowSkyHigh product with or without the AFFTDC (Accompanying Fireworks For The Delight of the Children) feature.

All products of this division of FBN come with y2k- compliant time delay fuses.

Those tragically few board members who are still with us deserve full credit for inspiring us to offer these "boom boom" items (as our workers affectionately call them at the factory) to the larger American public.