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To: _scott who wrote (107)6/17/1998 11:20:00 PM
From: TEDennis  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 766
 
"No, you got it all wrong. I'm not TED. I'm an Elvis impersonator. Wanna' hear me sing? You're confused. It must be that thread lice spray you've been using. Throw it away, and use naturally occuring prickly-pear cactus blossoms. Chew one every hour. Now, if we can get this story back on track and start merging the USAW/FBNA companies, I'm sure that more interesting events will come to the fertile mind of creative artists on this thread.", said the Elvis impersonator.

Meanwhile, in FBNA's Corporate Headquarters in Sedona, the R&D staff was enjoying their free pizza dinner. Management always provides free dinner for them after they've worked 36 hours straight.

The phone rang. It was long distance. You can tell by the ring.