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To: SPECMAN who wrote (698)	6/18/1998 4:18:00 PM
From: E	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2117

From triumph to triumph! It is almost too much! I'm buying 1,000,000,000 more shares at the market in the morning.

To: SPECMAN who wrote (698)	6/18/1998 5:33:00 PM
From: TEDennis	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2117

SPECMAN: Re: boneless chickens. Well, hold your horses. We seem to be having a little difficulty with the Meat Cutters' Union. It seems they're upset about the lack of need for their services. Who'da thunk anybody would get upset about the availability of boneless chickens? I never realized that so many people buy cut-up chickens. Without bones, there's no need to cut them up. Just eat it with a spoon, I guess. Negotiations are currently underway with the Unions' management. We're trying to get them to settle for one share of FBNA common for each day a boneless chicken is produced, or more properly said, hatched. Let's face it ... chickens are about as common as you can get ... it only seems fair to issue common stock in trade. The only drawback I see with this particular plan is that our Corporate Copy Machine will be busy full time doing nothing but creating all these extra stock certificates. And distribution to qualified butchers will be a thankless job. Oh, well. It's for the good of the country, the health of our children, and the advancement of spineless entities everywhere. Once again FBNA leads the way in general all around goodness. FBNA is your friend. TED