To: Jane4IceCream who wrote (2151 ) 6/19/1998 4:10:00 PM From: mnispel Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 11684
No, No, wait, Jane, I think your right. Because I have a friend, who told me she was on a bus in Milan and noticed these three noteworthy characters, arguing with one another, standing at the corner waiting for the approaching bus. It went like this: Bus approaches, door opens. jhild: Okay. Lets get on the bus. jhild: (Stumbling over the top stair), jhild: Oh, sh*t, the back seats are taken. jhild: Let's wait for the next one. (Coming back down the stairs) JShill: (Shoving jhild, making him trip backwards, landing on his butt, smashing the Ho-Ho, still in his back pocket) JShill: Get going, you bumbling idiot! FNIGHT: I want the window seat!! jhild: That was my Ho Ho! jhild: I suppose, an apology is too much to expect. Jshill: I AM VP. Never. FNIGHT: (Making faces out the window and then opening his FNIGHT: Beginner's Primer for Stock Bashers ) Janice, Jshill: What? FNIGHT: What IS our address? Jshill: Shutup! jhild: I knew that chump looked like Little Engine! jhild: Look he's on the bus! He must be going back to Chicago. LE: No, now that I've been banished from FBN, LE: I'm going to stalk the giant muskie! Jshill: I AM THE VP in charge here. I give the orders. Jshill: I'm bringing you back on our new FBN salary reduction plan. Jshill: Besides, I need you for more run around and Jshill: dart throwing maneuvers. FNIGHT: (Reading further) This is great! FNIGHT: Janice, can you prove that we have a phone? Jshill: Shutup! Save it for MTEI! jhild: (Pulling a Ho-Ho covered baseball card from his pants and jhild: trying to roll a joint) What kind of pizza tonight? Jshill: No pizza, I spent the money on the Ford Escort. FNIGHT: Is that insider information? FNIGHT: Can you document that you ever had that money? FNIGHT: This is the stock market guys not a kids game. Jshill: SHUTUP! jhild: (seeming much more relaxed in a cloud of smoke), Cool! just this once, mn