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To: Ga Bard who wrote (78)6/19/1998 8:32:00 PM
From: nougie  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 341
 
Another complaint: Why are black bears black?
Why can't they be pink or blue?

Why do neighborhood kids have to bounce their
basketball outside at 11pm when my head is firmly
planted on my pillow?

Why do have to have an instruction manual for
a toaster printed in 27 different languages?



To: Ga Bard who wrote (78)6/19/1998 8:50:00 PM
From: Moonglow  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 341
 
OH BOY!!! Is this ever the thread for me!

I WANNA COMPLAIN!!! About everything and everyone!

First I wanna complain about Binder....but first...Binder, are you a woman? (You signed yourself as Ms. Binder). Well, if you are a woman then I wanna complain about that...cause I also want to complain about GA Bard's post complaining that women complain too much..(WE DO NOT!!!) but if Binder's a woman, and since I'm a woman and if we complain here the most then that gives GA Bard's post credibility and I want to complain about that. So Binder....PLEASE be a man!

And secondly I want to complain about your Georgia ABC post. That was really good! I really enjoyed it! But I want to complain about it cause I didn't think of it first!!! Why should you get all the credit when I could have gotten the credit if only I had thought of it first?

And I want to complain about people who kick dogs. People who kick dogs are not nice people...and so I'm complaining.

And I want to complain about reformed smokers who go around complaining about smoke worse than lifelong non-smokers ever do.

And I want to complain about zits? What good are they? Has anybody ever seen a nice looking zit? They serve no purpose whatsoever!

I'll be back. I can think of lots of things to complain about.

Juanita