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To: Binder who wrote (92)6/20/1998 12:41:00 AM
From: Ga Bard  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 341
 
LOL... But I have never slept with you either... I want to complain that is it men are pigs or is it police or is it an ugly woman

Mrs. Ms. Miss. Why the hell do women need three freakin' titles for there names. I mean when you talk about an adult man, you call him mister. But you can call me anytime LOL

Due to the fact that women do not appreciate the effort that men put into lifting the toilet seat in the first place, I feel that men should leave the seat DOWN from now on.

GB



To: Binder who wrote (92)6/20/1998 12:51:00 AM
From: Moonglow  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 341
 
LOL!!! You two are a RIOT!!!

I'm still laughing over that "complaint that you're not a pig". Come to think of it...can I lodge the same complaint?

And although I can see the point you're trying to make when you say, "Why wear one at all"? But if I did that...then I would have to complain again....because there would be nothing to "lift up" my spirits. Not that they're down, you understand....

And I have a question. What does a person do if they work in a tea factory and they want to take a coffee break? Who do they complain to?

And I have a BIG complaint!!! Why wasn't the Internet around when I was a teen-ager? How come our children get to have all the fun and we didn't? Why did WE miss out? How come the inventors weren't just a LITTLE bit smarter and get all this stuff out 30 years earlier?

And why does my cat always want to jump onto the keyboard when I start to type?

And why does my dog like to tear up my trash bags and strew the trash all over the yard? And then when I come out, she's so happy to see me that it's difficult to scold her because she has had SUCH A GOOD TIME making all that mess?

And why is it...that just as soon as I sit down to finally relax...I hear this voice yelling.....'MOM!

And don't you just hate it when you're riding in a car...and the person in the truck driving along beside you can look down and see everything you're doing? Suppose you're doing something naughty?
Do you want some person in a truck witnessing it? And if anyone's answer to that is YES.....then....you're a PERVERT...and I'm going to complain!!!

Juanita