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Pastimes : Muffy's Story: A Short Story Game for Would Be Authors -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: TEDennis who wrote (177)	6/23/1998 11:38:00 AM
From: TEDennis	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 766

[Editor's note: Unfortunately, the great Sedona fire of "Summer '98" destroyed several chapters, as well as FBNA's headquarters. We were able, however, to salvage a few lines from the ending chapter for you faithful Muffy followers.] Blastomere Separation Process royalty check in hand, Muffy left for parts unknown, assured that future adventures were in store for her. She gave her necklace to her brother/sister Lewis/Louise as a keepsake. At last report, Muffy and a young gentleman were touring Europe by bicycle. Lewis/Louise used his/her share of the royalties to buy a pair of condos in San Francisco where he/she could live out his/her life in luxury. The condo on the left was where he/she spent his/her male dominant days, and the one on the right was for her/his female dominant days. A blissful life for him/her, as all possibilities were covered. The FBNA/USAW merger fell through when it was discovered that the Underseas Airplanes were incompatible with cross country travel. FBNA's entire Research Department was fired, and new employees hired in their places. Allegations that the terminated employees set off a bomb in FBNA's headquarters basement are being investigated. Nurse Norma told Muffy how she had been protecting her all those years in the Orphanage. In utmost appreciation, Muffy gave Nurse Norma a new taxicab and 100,000 shares of USAW. Unfortunately, USAW shares became worthless when the FBNA/USAW merger fell through. In a fit of rage, Norma drove her brand new cab at high speed into the Sedona Red Rocks. Norma survived, the cab didn't. FBNA's CEO TED retired (again), opened a Sedona ice cream parlor, produced a new flavor that was immensely popular, and sold it to a major ice cream manufacturer for several billion dollars. He donated all the proceeds to the Sedona Public Library. At last count, TED had 37 Harley Davidsons. Oh, yeah ... and a fleet of Mercedes which he loaned to tourists when they visited Sedona. MrB, the Orphanage Director, retired to Sedona and became the Soda Jerk at TED's ice cream parlor. His original concoction of Peanut Butter, Pineapple, and M&M's in pistachio mint flavored ice cream became a local favorite. So much so, that TED sold the rights to a major ice cream manufacturer. MrB received 500,000 shares of USAW for his efforts. They make really impressive wallpaper for his bathroom wall. [Editor1: That's all? But, what about the rest of the participants?] [Editor2: We'll be finding these bits and pieces for weeks yet. The explosion in FBNA's headquarters that started the fire blew them all over the Red Rocks.] [Book wholesaler: Well, what am I supposed to do? I can't sell this book as it is. I already have 240,000 pre-orders for it. What now?] [Thread moderator: Frankly, my dear ... I don't give a damn.]