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To: Mama Bear who wrote (3337)	6/23/1998 12:45:00 AM
From: Joey	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 5736

An engineer, a chemist and an economist are stuck in the desert with only a can of beans, and no way to open it. They begin to debate the best way to open the can. The engineer picks up a stick and scribbles some equations in the sand and states that the best way to open the can is to "walk up that dune over there, roll it down the hill, and when it hits the rock at the bottom it will pop into the air, open up and land upright." The chemist thinks this is the stupidest thing he's ever heard and says that "if we take that cactus, mash it up, mix it with 2 parts lizard blood and stir it up it will neutralize its self as it eats through the top of the can." Finally, the economist tells the two that those are the stupidest things he's ever heard, and is ready to smack the both of them. The two scientists turn to the economist and ask, "OK - how do we open the beans?" The economist simply replies "ASSUME you have a can opener." Inside its still just beans. Joe