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Pastimes : Muffy's Story: A Short Story Game for Would Be Authors -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Janice Shell who wrote (181)	6/23/1998 6:37:00 PM
From: TEDennis	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 766

Continuing on with famous sayings from various movies, Muffy said ... "Go ahead, make my day." "The truth? You can't handle the truth!" "Love means never having to say you're sorry." Norma and Jeff had heard all they could stand, so they listed the top 10 reasons not to work at a circus: 10) You have to wear really skimpy costumes. 9) You don't get to visit the scenic sites at any of your stops. 8) You have to share tent space with elephants. 7) You have to feed and water the elephants. 6) You have to clean up after the elephants. 5) The bearded lady might take a liking to you. 4) You get rope burns from practicing on the flying trapeze. 3) You get sick of eating popcorn, peanuts, and cotton candy. 2) You slice up your throat practicing sword swallowing. 1) You never get to go to the circus. Muffy, never having realized the drawbacks to travelling with the circus, stopped short in her tracks contemplating these 10 issues. "Well", she said, "I kinda' like the bearded lady."