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To: Paul Engel who wrote (58707)	6/25/1998 2:19:00 PM
From: Tony Viola	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 186894

Paul, Re: "MIS managers have been advised to withhold new PC purchases for secretaries until Intel releases its new Secretron CPU, with embedded "white out" features, on-board watch-dog timers for automatic "Coffee-break" alerts and text-to-speech conversion for standard expressions such as "I don't have time for that now" and "Can't that wait until tomorrow?". Whoa! I really expected you to get flamed from the "distaff side" for your not-exactly-PC post here. How about: MIS managers have been advised to withhold new PC purchases for all males until Intel releases its new Studtron CPU, featuring automatic screen updates showing real-time scans of the best meat markets, er, aerobics centers, and what bikinis have just walked in the door; dbms driven search engines to look for the best up to the picosecond prices for Budweiser beer and 4WD vehicles, and new episodes of Baywatch, to be broadcast instantaneously, right to the stud-man's PC. Tony