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To: Surething who wrote (6537)6/27/1998 12:55:00 AM
From: The Fix  Respond to of 26850
 
Hey Surelilthing.....I was wondering why we haven't heard from you of late. Sorry to hear that you blew out your paper months ago. Isn't this beast (WSP) amazing?

fIXER



To: Surething who wrote (6537)6/27/1998 5:57:00 PM
From: Intrepid1  Read Replies (6) | Respond to of 26850
 
AMATEUR ACTION AT SNAP LAKE 3 - PUMPORAMA

REVIEW BY PURETHING

PUMPORAMA - The latest Amateur Action porn flick from Canococh Productions is proving to be a huge hit on the Internet porno circuit. Director Andy Churner must be congratulated for turning AA3 into one of the most sizzling "Hump and Pump." classics of all time.

Without giving too much of the plot away, let me just say the story line is an interesting mix along the lines of the James Bond Classic Diamonds are Forever, combined with the raw pornographic imagery of those time-honoured XXX standards Behind the Green Door and Debbie Does Dallas.

In one of the more dramatic and controversial scenes, newcomer Eric "Viagra" Farhters is caught smuggling over 200 carats of gem quality diamonds out of Botswana. Unfortunately for Mr. Farhters, he is apprehended by a band of scantily dressed Nubian patrolwomen and subject to a very intense and painful cavity search. I winced during the down-hole probing.

With admirable assistance from screen writing whiz kids Bigstones and "Big Burrito" Marcos, Andy Churner has miraculously managed to re-vamp the Dike scenes which so plagued the original Amateur Action. The Dikes are now the stars of Churner's production.

George Pump, the "Granddaddy of Porn" , along with porn legends the Fix, Walter Wadd, Chuck Rambone, Bill the Fill, and SureBigthing use their impressive drill rigs to probe and prod the Dikes into yielding their glorious treasures.

In a rather surprising development, Goldfinger, who had a very small part in the original movie, appears on screen sporting what is obviously a very successful penile implant from the famous Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Adda Lott. Another of Dr. Lott's porn star clients Mr. Metals makes a brief appearance showing off his new polymetallic appendage. Sadly, scenes from one of Dr. Lott's newest clients PIDL ended up on the cutting room floor. Rumour has it that a leaky membrane caused PIDL's part to spout at the most inopportune times.

Sadly missing from the feature are those poignant love scenes between Big "Croc" Tomato and Sopha Sogude we all enjoyed in AA1. Ms. Sogude however, does make a very erotic cameo appearance in the final scene appearing naked in a bathtub full of diamonds, sipping champagne and talking on a cell phone to her bankers in the Cayman Islands.

Director Andy Churner and Executive Producer Pierre Brun must be congratulated for turning out this remarkable production in the midst of the most depressed porno market in recent memory. Sales of Amateur Action 3 are going through the roof. Fortunately Canococh Productions has plenty of supply on hand to meet the heavy demand.

This movie is better than Viagra!