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To: Turboe who wrote (2100)	6/30/1998 6:21:00 PM
From: Mr. Forthright	Read Replies (5) \| Respond to of 12810

Turboe you have absolutely, totally, unequivocally no class at all. How can you be proud of yourself after writing such garbage?

To: Turboe who wrote (2100)	6/30/1998 11:00:00 PM
From: Larry Voyles	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 12810

To quote TokyoMex, "ROFLMAO"!!! Oh man, I just have no class at all. The tears were just rolling. Now I'm in deep sh*t with my wife, because she HAD to come over and read what was making me convulse. "That's NOT funny!" "But..." "It's NOT funny. That's just crass!" "But..." "I don't want to talk about it." I guess you have to be married for a decade or two to truly appreciate some of that stuff.

To: Turboe who wrote (2100)	7/1/1998 9:32:00 AM
From: Janice Shell	Read Replies (5) \| Respond to of 12810

Fall Classes Offered SEMINARS FOR MALES (prepared and presented by females) 1. Combatting Stupidity 2. You, Too, Can Do Housework 3. PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut 4. How to Fill an Ice Tray 5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money 6. Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am 7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks") 8. Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception 9. Get a Life: Learn to Cook 10. How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong 11. Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right 12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence 13. You: The Weaker Sex 14. Reasons to Give Flowers 15. How to Stay Awake After Sex -- Afterglow, Hold Me, Talk to Me 16. Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom 17. Garbage: Getting it to the Curb 18. You Can Fall Asleep Without IT If You Really Try 19. The Morning Dilemma -- If IT's awake: Take A Cold Shower 20. I'll Wear It If I Damn Well Please 21. How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet") 22. "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonyms 23. Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bullshit 24. How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost 25. The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency 26. Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex 27. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes 28. Mother-in-Laws: They are People Too 29. Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home 30. You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver 31. Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson When Naked") 32. Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works 33. The Attainable Goal: Omitting TITS From Your Vocabulary 34. Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary 35. Techniques of Calling Home 36. Introductory Foreplay: The Drive Home Does Not Count.