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To: Doc Horror who wrote (4022)	6/30/1998 11:54:00 PM
From: Chris O'Keefe	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 43774

My contribution to the joke department is not as raunchy, and perhaps not as funny, but does have the interesting plus of being a business/stock-related joke. In fact, I once posted this joke on a thread as my way of explaining why I wasn't in the stock at that particular time. So it's late at night...and here goes: The CEO of a dog food company stands to speak at the big corporate board meeting. Behind him is a graph of sales by month, the line sloping steadily downward. "I don't understand!!" the CEO yells in utter disbelief. "We have the best marketing team, the best financial analysts, award-winning commercials, and the top-rated distribution company in the nation, all working for us. Why--Why are our sales down?" Out of the silence, one junior executive nervously raises his hand, and then stands to speak. "Well, sir..." he says in a trembling voice, "the dogs don't like it."