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To: Doug Bean who wrote (677)	7/2/1998 2:16:00 PM
From: Marilyn T	Respond to of 2493

I'm still here. Just watching and holding my 14,285 shs. Hold on for better days! Regards, Marilyn

To: Doug Bean who wrote (677)	7/2/1998 2:29:00 PM
From: Marilyn T	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2493

Chuckle of the day.... Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist - he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone." Immediately the protective husband drove downtown to accost the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, Now, just a minute - listen to my side of it: This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, but I'll be darned if I didn't lock the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Then, about three blocks from the store I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open, up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing like crazy without relenting. Then, I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels - the phone was still ringing - when I came up, I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it, and half of them hit the floor and broke. The phone was still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife - she was wanting to know how to use a rectal thermometer. And I TOLD HER!!!! - copied from another board -