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tomatoheadrecords.com
hubcom.com
tomato.org
tomatoweb.com
ars.usda.gov
fly.hiwaay.net
taunton.com
netrover.com. LOL...LOL
This site is dedicated to the millions of people from around the
world who HATE tomatoes.
(Last updated: July 1, 1998)
Simply put: Tomatoes ARE Poisonous. Don't let
anyone ever tell you different!
The physical characteristics of a ripe and ready to eat
Tomato is hard to comprehend.
Tomatoes don't even look like they finished growing
yet.
Tomatoes are Red, the colour of evil.
They have a protective outer meat, with a inner
mixture of snotty pity pulp.
The seeds of a Tomato will get everywhere, and there's
a coagulated organic shield around every one.
When a bear in the woods eats a awful tasting berry,
(Like I..) it'll never eat it again thus lethal in quantities.
Tomatoes release a full odour gas to which you can
smell from an 11 meter diameter.
The only defenseless caterpillar who eats Tomato leafs
is toxic to birds.
If a Tomato hauling truck loses Tomatoes during
transport, the neigbourhood may hurl from it's rotting
stench.
You say Tomato... I say too disgusting to think
about....
Has anyone ever heard of Tomato Pie?
CAN WE TALK??
I am so sick and tired of people telling me to try Tomatoes.
Even if Tomatoes are those small Cherry Tomatoes, they're
all poisonous to me. That's exactly what I tell people too -
POISON! Then they think I'm allergic to them! I can't say if
I'm allergic since I don't know what kind of reaction I could
have because I haven't tasted a Tomato probably since I was
an infant! Wait, I can taste them when people who love them
take them to work and just cut them or something, filling the
air with their potent stink! It's not just the smell (gag), there's
a Tomato vapour that gets into your lungs!!! Ahhhh! Please,
those of you who like them: Don't waste your time trying to
understand those sane people who can't stand even the smell.
They are awful. You can't convince me or anyone else
otherwise! PS. I know there are millions of people who just
hate them. Show Tomatophiliacs you are there and send me
mail! I have to go now.... I think I'll head for the toilet. (urk
urkk, hmmpt!)
PS, thanks for the mail people! We're making a difference!
This site is devoted to uncovering
the silence.
ICQ 3158453
Send me stories. I'll post them below.
Just look at all the
Tomato haters of the world!
Save our Land from Tomato Harvest
LINKS
The Anti Tomato Movement
Ketchup, the useless commodity
Joe says, "Seeds wrapped in Snot." (ps. Joe Knows!)
Your letters.....
Thu, 11 Jun 1998 08:55:03
I love your site. Your splatting tomatoes are great.
WebMaster: The Anti Tomato Movement
Thu, 11 Jun 1998 10:34:04
I'm afraid to even use the word Tomato. Tomatoes destroyed
my life. I had a great job, a beautiful wife, and a wonderful
child. My future seemed bright indeed. I've lost them all due to
the terror of Tomatoes. I hate them for what they've done to me
and my family! I can not bring myself to discuss the details of
how they ruined me. Anything that I can do to help in this
crusade ... I would be willing to give my life.
Larry B.
Fri, 12 Jun 1998 21:06:11
It is a great relief to see the real truth about tomatoes exposed
for the heinous, vile, slimy packages of organic POISON that
I've always suspected them to be. As a youngster, my mother
tried to force me to eat them, and I refused. She thought that it
was all in my head, and tried to slip some into a sandwich for
my lunch. I puked. That was my first clue that raw tomatoes
are indeed poison. Later in life I took a trip to Leamington (the
capital city of tomatoes). Good Lord...TOMATOES
EVERYWHERE. It was like a trip to HELL. I am interested in
taking up arms against the infidel fruit.
David Maxwell
Tue, 16 Jun 1998 15:38:22
Tomatoes (using the Dan Quayle spelling) are an alien plot to
cleanse the Earth of humanity. The governments of the world
are all to well aware of the scheme, but all too powerful Tomato
Farming Lobbies (alien funded, of course) pay off make ceratin,
with extreme predjudice, that any word leaks out about the
intended genocide. You will see the cessation of tobacco
production long before any such move is undertaken for
tomatos (using the 'little boy who was corrected by Dan Quayle'
spelling). Tomatoes belong to the same family as nightshade.
The only difference being, nightshade kills you quickly! And you
thought "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" was a B movie? It was
a DOCUMENTARY!!!!!!!
Tom@o
Tue, Jun 16, 1998 15:47
Joe, doesn't that sort of talk get the Lynch mob together in
Leamington?? BTW - I understand your point of view, my
fianc‚e is one of you tomatophobes, but with her it's the look,
not the smell.
Thu, 25 Jun 1998 14:00:36
I am so glad I found your webpage.People look at me like I am
crazy when I explain that I do not want tomato--on anything. I
hate cherry tomatoes too,they are simply too squishy,or what's
worse is the under-ripe cherry tomato, yuch! Tomatoes are
supposed to be classified as a fruit, well then they are the only
fruits that I loathe. Thanks for letting me know that I am not
alone.
Kristine86
Sun, 28 Jun 1998 10:35:49
Your website is cool. Kinda pointless but I like it . Well gotta go.
Bye
Amiee
Mon, 29 Jun 1998 17:36:47
I agree with your crusade and am willing to take up arms
against the vile fruit. I have a question though. Is it wrong to
like ketchup and salsa (tomato puree?). I have had to live most
of my life telling people how I like tomato by-products (dead
tomatoes?), but not to rip it from the vine and sink my teeth into
its slimy, squishy, seed-infested so-called fruit. Thank God for
a web page like yours! Tomatophobes unite!
Michael H. Schroeder
Answer: I took chemical engineering in college. From everything i know,
tomatoes are acidic in nature. This acidity is combined with the smell and taste you and
I hate. Cooking a tomato will release this acid/smell into the atmosphere. But you
really got to cook it. If you cook it partially and leave a few chucks, the acid will
remain. These chunks are still aweful!!! I like ketchup. I love pizza (as long as there
more to it than sauce). I don't like salsa either, but it's almost ok to dip in.
Sun, 28 Jun 1998 22:50:14
George! the site is excellent!!!!!!! I eat in restaurants 5-7 times a
week & return over half the meals because they put those
rotten, seedy, ugly things on it!! @!#$$!!!!!!$$%%#@. I've had to
resort to telling the waitress i'm allergic, & can't even have a
tomato seed on my plate! If they would find this wonderful site
then they would realize the vulgarity of the TOMATO...............
THANKS FOR A GREAT SITE & SPEAKING UP. ps. cute
picture of Jo!
Mr. Mark C. Allen
Tue, 30 Jun 1998 21:01:20
Ok, I think I know how much you hate tomatoes (I'm getting sick
of that word now). But aren't you overreacting? It's just
HARMLESS tomatoes! You are soooooooooo weird for making
a site for anti-tomato lovers. In fact, I LIKE tomatoes. They taste
good in salads, and I think you're just one of the many people
out there who are too CHICKEN to even TRY one! Oh,
please..... you disgust me.
(You can email this weirdo by clicking here!)
Wed, 01 Jul 1998 15:32:23
You said it! They suck and so do all the tomoto lovers that
surround me!
Joanne R.
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