To: Sir Auric Goldfinger who wrote (1179 ) 7/6/1998 9:07:00 PM From: david travis Respond to of 3383
There you go again making promises you can't keep. You are such a tease. Now loser, how could little TRAV extort anyone. You were putting me out of business, remember? Wasn't I out of net capital way before this? Fool, is it trading in mils yet? Come on can't you let me win one round. I mean everything you say you will do just seems to happen like magic. Will you be my guru? My guiding light? I I want to be able to stay at this keyboard on SI day and night, including weekends and holidays. Just like you and those hipsters that follow you around here. I want your life. It seems so fulfilling, so rewarding and not to mention exciting. I want to be posting seven days a week on SI and Yahoo with the knowledge and authority you do. Is the secret to do nothing else in life but this like you? Please, tell me the secret of being able to live a life like you. If it means I have to write make believe stories for a penny saver, DAMN IT I'm ready to try. Honest, I can make up good stories and lie. Will you help me get started? I want to get on my knees and beg for my job with a publisher. Excuse me, wait a minute, I think I'm being paged. Who is that? Tell Playboy I'll call them back. Sorry guys for that interruption. Now about the money. You ask where did it go. I must apologize for where it went and is going. The answers ARE!!! A trip to Paris, all at your expense, the Travis family says THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! That place on the water in Key West, at your expense, the Travis family says THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A few new cars in the family, at your expense, the Travis family says THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Possibly a place in Aspen or Vail, at your expense, the Travis family says THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND still a lot left over for whatever else we want to do, again at your expense and again the Travis family says THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! Now you can't be mad, we said THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Will you still teach me how to play this shorting game? I know I've made a lot of mistakes trying to learn how the BIG BOYS play, but I am willing to learn. Hope none of you are mad at me. Did I mention Playboy is calling. John, Johnny and Chris...THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! Hopefully this will not be the last time to thank you. Matter of fact I know it won't be. Of course you know why I say that. Would you believe there are failed deliveries showing up again. Now how could that happen? Not again. Do I have to thank everyone all over again next week or will this one cover it? Your friend in love and war TRAV