Silicon Investor (SI) -- The First Internet Community

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Microcap & Penny Stocks : DCI Telecommunications - DCTC Today -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Colin Cody who wrote (6543)	7/4/1998 4:28:00 PM
From: Parker Benchley	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 19331

Ernie, Colin, Kids, kids, kids, kids, kids! Now you both better stop this arguing or we're going to turn the car around and go right home! How do you expect Joe to drive with all this snotty talk? My goodness. Do you want to give DAMIEN a reason to beat his gnarled little chest with gleeful,dark abandon? We've had enough of his bogus breath in our faces lately. To take the edge off, here are few doggy insights for this glorious Fourth Of July 1998. OK, OK?? Now be nice to each other and no marking your territory until we get to the lake. Jeeze......<GGG> Onward, George +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++=== DOGGONE NICE THOUGHTS Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." Gene Hill "Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." Dave Barry "I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl." Penny Ward Moser "Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx. "To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs." Aldous Huxley "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." Robert Benchley "Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives." Sue Murphy "Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?" Unknown "I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers." Unknown "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." August Strindberg "No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." Fran Lebowitz "Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" Anne Tyler "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." Rita Rudner "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money." Joe Weinstein "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." James Thurber "You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets." Nora Ephron "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." Ann Landers "Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein "In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." Dereke Bruce "Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!" Dr. Tom Cat "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." Ben Williams "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." Edward Abbey "Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it." Unknown "Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." Unknown "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." Christopher Morley "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." Josh Billings "Man is a dog's idea of what God should be." Holbrook Jackson "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." Andrew A. Rooney "He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion" Unknown "Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." Mark Twain "I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it." Abraham Lincoln "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." Unknown "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." Mark Twain "Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane." Smiley Blanton "I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt,and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." John Steinbeck