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To: craig crawford who wrote (11708)7/6/1998 1:21:00 PM
From: trouthead  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 27307
 
The british heard and were very impressed with a NASA invention that would launch dead chickens at an airplane to simulate mid air collisions with water fowl. They immediately decided to try it on their own bullet trains. The first time they launched a chicken they sat horrified as it easily penetrated the window and broke the engineers seat back in two. They sent the test results to NASA and begged them for some design input on the front end of the train. Nasa wrote back, "Thaw the chicken."

I hope you have thawed your bank account before you launched your money at this speeding train.

Sideline Weasel

aka JB