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Strategies & Market Trends : the Women of SI -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Rambi who wrote (231)	7/8/1998 5:32:00 PM
From: SandyW	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1691

Thought this was apropo: Enjoy! > > :> GREAT FEMALE COMEBACKS > :> > :> > :> Man: "Haven't we met before?" > :> Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." > :> > :> Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? > :> Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." > :> > :> Man: "Is this seat empty?" > :> Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." > :> > :> Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" > :> Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" > :> > :> Man: "Your place or mine?" > :> Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." > :> > :> Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" > :> Woman: "It's in the phone book." > :> Man: "But I don't know your name." > :> Woman: "That's in the phone book too." > :> > :> Man: "So what do you do for a living?" > :> Woman: "I'm a female impersonator." > :> > :> Man: "What sign were you born under?" > :> Woman: "No Parking." > :> > :> Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" > :> Woman: "Do not Enter" > :> > :> Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" > :> Woman: "Unfertilized !" > :> > :> Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same > reason" > :> Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" > :> > :> Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." > :> Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?" > :> > :> Man: "I know how to please a woman." > :> Woman: "Then please leave me alone." > :> > :> Man: "I want to give myself to you." > :> Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." > :> > :> Man: "I can tell that you want me." > :> Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave." > :> > :> Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy: > :> Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing." > :> > :> Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?" > :> Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.." > :> > :> Man: "Your body is like a temple." > :> Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today." > :> > :> Man: "I'd go through anything for you." > :> Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account." > :> > :> Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you. > :> Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there? > Sandy