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Gold/Mining/Energy : At a bottom now for gold? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Alan Whirlwind who wrote (1376)	7/9/1998 2:27:00 PM
From: PAUL ROBERTSON	Respond to of 1911

Al, Thanks!!! Paul

To: Alan Whirlwind who wrote (1376)	7/15/1998 11:45:00 PM
From: Alan Whirlwind	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 1911

Pinky's Tailing box: a weekly Wednesday feature of At a Bottom Now for Gold... Breaking News...Top US Economists Join Administration Townhouse Debate Over Gold's Future Role in Monetary Policy... "Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard--you're wanted in the Green Room..." ...The President: Hello Gentlemen and thank you for your attendence. Economists: Who? Er...did you invite some gentlemen too Mr. President? President: Bill is fine. Larry: There's been a misunderstanding, I'm Fine, but not Bill. S-L-A-P! Moe: You lamebrain. Pay attention. Curly: They both look fine to me, nyuk nyuk nyk. Moe: See these two fingers? Curly: Yeah--I sees 'em. P-O-K-E! Curly: Oo ow oo. Moe: Now do you see them? President: Gentlemen, what do you think and feel about the future of our economy? Larry: I'm apprehensive--that's college educated for scared. Curly: I'm trying to think, but nothing happens. Moe: I'm glad that you both are sitting on either side of me. Larry: Why Moe? Curly: Yeah--enlighten us nyuk nyuk. Moe: With pleasure gentlemen--so I can grab both of your heads and do this: B-O-P! Larry/Curly: Oo oo. Moe: Quiet! President: Surely economists of your renown have developed an opinion on the viability of the return to the Gold Standard? Larry: Go back to it. Curly: Go forth to it. Larry: Go forth to back it. Curly: Back the Pack. Larry: Go Favre, to it. Moe: You morons. The President asks for advice and all you do is babble on. Larry: If I've babbled on four times and I babble on one more time after that, what does it make me? Moe: I don't know carat-head, tell me. Larry: Babylon 5. Nyaaaa nyaaaa! Moe: You see this radio mike suspended over your head? Larry: Yeah. What about it. Moe: It reminds me of my MacIntosh. Larry: Gee, why Moe? Moe: Because like an apple it can help you discover gravity. W-H-A-C-K!!! Now quit clowning around. President: CJ, could you tell us what measures you gentlemen have taken personally/financially to ride out any potential future economic crisis or downturn? Curly Joe: Soitenly, I put all our assets into the Midas Fund. Larry: Hey, what's the big idea? Moe: Why you imbecile--remind me to murder you later. Curly: You mean like what happened to all our clams in Midas fellahs, nyuk nyuk? Ny-a-a-a-a-a-a-a...woo woo woo woo woo woo. S-L-A-P!! B-O-N-K!! Moe: This is all your fault, you muttonhead. Larry: Hey, why don't you leave him alone you big meanie. S-L-A-P!! Moe: Mind your own business P-O-K-E!! Larry: I can't see. I can't see... Moe: What's the matter kid? Larry: ...why we should buy gold. Moe: You nincompoop--quit clowning around. President: Gentlemen, you know that budget surplus we were supposed to have this year? Economists: Yeah? President: Well it looks like we'll fall a few tens of billions of dollars short and I was wondering if you'd help sell more US Savings Bonds this year... Moe: Excuse us Mr. President while we confer among ourselves... Larry: I thought we were cheapskates. This bozo must owe half the state of Arkansas. Curly: Maybe we should tell him we don't work for peanuts anymore gents--it's carats now. Nyuk nyuk. Larry: Nya--what's up Doc? Ha ha ha ha ha. Moe: Knock it off Porcupine. There's only one answer to give this Commander In Chief and all he has to do is say you know what... ...By the way Mr. President, where are you taking Mrs. President for your next vacation? President: Why, I thought we'd have a second honeymoon at Niagra Falls. Economists: NIAGRA FALLS, SLOWLY WE TURNED, STEP BY STEP, INCH BY INCH... $$$ The Tailing Box... Dear At a Bottom Now for Gold: Do you like many other commodity analysts see coffee as being friendly right now? --Beanie Baby Dear Beanie Baby: Not at this time of the night. --Whirlwind Dear Pinky's Tailing Box: I picked up 5K of Zappa today. Was I a... --Stooge? Dear Stooge: Does that answer the question? --Whirlwind Any questions about the PMs? E-mail the Whirlwind at: whirlwindbuyszappa@mindless.com