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To: Thomas C. White who wrote (11335)7/8/1998 8:31:00 PM
From: Jacques Chitte  Respond to of 71178
 
This should make our World Traveler feel right at home.

To be spoken out loud:

ROOM SERVICE: "Morny. Ruin sorbees."

GUEST: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

ROOM SERVICE: "Rye. Ruin sorbees. Morny! Jewish to odor sunteen??"

GUEST: "Uh, yes, I'd like some bacon and eggs."

ROOM SERVICE: "Ow July den?"

GUEST: "What??"

ROOM SERVICE: "Ow July den - fry, boy, pooch?"

GUEST: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled, please."

ROOM SERVICE: "Ow July dee baychem - crease?"

GUEST: "Crisp will be fine"

ROOM SERVICE: "Hokay. An San toes?"

GUEST: "What?"

ROOM SERVICE: "San toes. July San toes?"

GUEST: "I don't think so"

ROOM SERVICE: "No? Judo one toes??"

GUEST: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one
toes' means."

ROOM SERVICE: "Toes! Toes! Why jew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping
we bother?"

GUEST: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an
English muffin will be fine."

ROOM SERVICE: "We bother?"

GUEST: "No, just put the bother on the side."

ROOM SERVICE: "Wad?"

GUEST: "I mean butter - just put it on the side."

ROOM SERVICE: "Copy?"

GUEST: "Sorry?"
ROOM SERVICE: "Copy...tea...mill?"

GUEST: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

ROOM SERVICE: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,
tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

GUEST: "Whatever you say."

ROOM SERVICE: "Tendjewberrymud"

GUEST: "You're welcome"