To: Ms. X who wrote (4686 ) 7/14/1998 11:09:00 AM From: mph Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 34811
Jan: Some OT grins----- Some people are just not as computer literate as others, as shown below : > > A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech > asked her if she was "running it under Windows." The woman then responded, > "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting > in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine." > > Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same > time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the > letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager." Customer: "I don't have a 'P'." > Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob." > Customer: "What do you mean?" > Tech Support: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob." > Customer: "I'm not going to do that!" > > Overheard in a computer shop: > Customer: "I'd like a mouse mat, please." > Salesperson: "Certainly sir, we've got a large variety." > Customer: "But will they be compatible with my computer?" > > I once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the document back to > the sender when I was finished with it, because he needed to keep it. > > Customer: "Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?" > > I work for a local ISP. Frequently we receive phone calls that start something > like this: > Customer: "Hi. Is this the Internet?" > > Some people pay for their online services with checks made payable to "The > Internet." > > Customer: "So that'll get me connected to the Internet, right?" > Tech Support: "Yeah." > Customer: "And that's the latest version of the Internet, right?" > Tech Support: "Uhh...uh...uh...yeah." > > Tech Support: "All right...now double-click on the File Manager icon." > Customer: "That's why I hate this Windows -- because of the icons -- I'm a > Protestant, and I don't believe in icons." > Tech Support: "Well, that's just an industry term sir. I don't believe it was > meant to --" > Customer: "I don't care about any 'Industry Terms'. I don't believe in icons." > Tech Support: "Well...why don't you click on the 'little picture' of a file > cabinet...is 'little picture' OK?" > Customer: [click] > > Customer: "My computer crashed!" > Tech Support: "It crashed?" > Customer: "Yeah, it won't let me play my game." > Tech Support: "All right, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot." > Customer: "No, it didn't crash -- it crashed." > Tech Support: "Huh?" > Customer: "I crashed my game. That's what I said before. I crashed my > spaceship and now it doesn't work." > Tech Support: "Click on 'File,' then 'New Game.'" > Customer: [pause] "Wow! How'd you learn how to do that?" mph( computer non-genius)