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To: P.S.N. who wrote (484)	7/12/1998 12:04:00 PM
From: Ga Bard	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 733

Busted!!!! LOL .... There was this old priest who invited a visiting young priest from another church to come to his house for dinner. The old priest explained that his church provided a place for him to live and a house keeper. Upon arriving the old priest greeted the young priest at the door. The young priest was amazed at the beautiful house the old priest had. Suddenly a beautiful young housekeeper came into the foyer and announced dinner was served. Shocked the young priest looked at the old priest asking, "Does she sleep her too?" The old priest relied, "Absolutely. She has her own beroom, bath and all. I felt it would godly for her to have master bedroom since it has a private bath." Walking into the dinign room the young priest was amazed at how well the old priest had it made with expensive china and pure silver dinnerware.. The beautiful housekeeper was very attentive to the old priests every need. After finishing his meal the old priest showed the young priest the house. SHowing the young priest his room the young priest was impressed by the scarifice the old priest was making since his had a small room whereas the housekeeper had a beautiful large room with every luxury, The young priest asked, "Are you involved witht the housekeeper?" The old priest instantly replies, "No sir I am a man of God." As the evening wore on the young priest was impressed and thank the housekeeper and the old priest for the meal and hospitality. Just after the young priest left the housekeeper came to the old priest telling him the large silver ladel was missing. Searching the house the y were unable to find the silver ladel. The next day the old priest sent a letter to the young priest stating, "Kind sir I was amazed after you left my humble abode that the large silver ladel that was present at dinner suddenly came up missing. We have searched the house and it is no where to be found. I feel that as a man of God you would not stoop to such tactics as to deceive in a theft from a fellow man of God." About a week later the old priest got a letter back stating, "Kind sir I laid it on the pillow on your bed." GB