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To: Ga Bard who wrote (488)	7/12/1998 12:39:00 PM
From: P.S.N.	Respond to of 733

Good one Gary..........Why do they paint a yellow line down the middle of the corridors in federal buildings?....So the employees coming to work late don't bump in to the employees leaving early ......PSN

To: Ga Bard who wrote (488)	7/12/1998 1:12:00 PM
From: P.S.N.	Respond to of 733

HERES ANOTHER ONE....Two Irish guys, Paddy and Sean are fishing in a lake when Paddy reals in a old bottle. As he takes it off the hook a genie pops out. The genie says," For setting me free I will grant you one wish," so Paddy says," Turn the lake in to beer!" The genie says," Done." and with a wave of his hand the lake is beer. Paddy turns to Sean and smiling says, "What do you think of that!" Sean responds," What are you so happy about now we have to pee in the boat!".......PSN

To: Ga Bard who wrote (488)	7/12/1998 1:34:00 PM
From: P.S.N.	Respond to of 733

What's trouble? When you are standing in line behind Mother Teresa on judgement day and hear God say, to Mother Teresa " You know you should have done more" ...........How do you spot a redneck at Sea World? He's the guy with the fishing pole..........How do you get a Ole Miss grad off your porch? Pay him for the pizza........Sorry to all you Ole Miss grads...... The blonde was late for her first business trip. Her boss called her room. She apologized, then explained that she was stuck in her room and didn't know how to get out. Her boos said," why not?" The blonde said " There are only three doors, one is the closet, one is the bath room, and the third door has a sign on it that says do not disturb!"..........PSN