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To: DR. MEADE who wrote (10433)7/13/1998 1:48:00 PM
From: Rainy_Day_Woman  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 19109
 
To help with the communication problems we seem to be having on our SI thread, I thought I might post some up to the minute jargon to aid us all in expressing ourselves better.

Link Rot
The process by which links on a web page became obsolete
as the sites they're connected to change location or die.

Plug-and-Play
A new poster who doesn't need any filling in. "The new guy, is
great. He's totally plug-and-play."

World Wide Wait
The real meaning of WWW.

Dorito Syndrome
Feelings of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive
substances that lack nutritional content. "I just spent six
hours surfing the Web, and now I've got a bad case of Dorito
Syndrome."

Under Mouse Arrest
Getting busted for violating an online service's rule of
conduct. "Sorry I couldn't get back to you. SI put me under
mouse arrest."

404
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web message
"404, URL Not Found," meaning that the document you've tried
to access can't be located. "Don't bother asking him...he's
404, man."

Graybar Land
The place you go while you're staring at a computer that's
processing something very slowly (while you watch the gray
bar creep across the screen). "I was in graybar land for
what seemed like hours, thanks to that CAD rendering."

Open-Collar Workers
People who work at home or telecommute.

Alpha Geek
The most knowledgeable, technically-proficient person in
the group. "Ask so and so, he's the alpha geek
around here."

Adminisphere
The rarified organizational layers beginning just above the rank
and file. Decisions and answers that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the question.

Blowing Your Buffer
Losing one's train of thought. Occurs when the person you
are posting to won't let you get a word in edgewise or has
just said something so astonishing that your train gets
derailed. "Damn, I just blew my buffer!"

Bookmark
To take note of a person for future reference (a metaphor
borrowed from web browsers). "I bookmarked him after seeing
his cool post on SI."