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To: Beantown who wrote (3435)	7/13/1998 9:26:00 PM
From: Cannon	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 4539

A friend emailed this to me....thought it might be good for a laugh or two. Don't know who originated it, the author probably doesn't want to be recognized anyway LOL. Cheers > NEW STATE MOTTOS for 1998 > > Alabama: > At Least We're not Mississippi > > Alaska: > 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong! > > Arizona: > But It's a Dry Heat > > Arkansas: > Litterasy Ain't Everthing > > California: > As Seen on TV > > Colorado: > If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother > > Connecticut: > Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character > > Delaware: > We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water > > Florida: > Ask Us About Our Grandkids > > Georgia: > We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism > > Hawaii: > Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru > (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) > > Idaho: > More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, Maybe Not, But The Potatoes > Sure Are Real Good > > Illinois: > Please, Don't Pronounce the "S" > > Indiana: > 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free > > Iowa: > We Do Amazing Things With Corn > > Kansas: > First Of The Rectangle States > > Kentucky: > Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names > > Louisiana: > We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign > > Maine: > We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster > > Maryland: > A Thinking Man's Delaware > > Massachusetts: > Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) > > Michigan: > First Line of Defense From the Canadians > > Minnesota: > "10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000 Mosquitoes" > > Mississippi: > Come Feel Better About Your Own State > > Missouri: > Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work > > Montana: > Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little > Else > > Nebraska: > Ask About Our State Motto Contest > > Nevada: > Whores and Poker! > > New Hampshire: > Go Away and Leave Us Alone > > New Jersey: > You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! > > New Mexico: > Lizards Make Excellent Pets > > New York: > You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an > Attorney... > > North Carolina: > Tobacco is a Vegetable > > North Dakota: > We Really are One of the 50 States! > > Ohio: > We Wish We Were In Michigan > > Oklahoma: > Like the Play, only No Singing > > Oregon: > Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner > > Pennsylvania: > Cook With Coal > > Rhode Island: > We're not REALLY an island. > > South Carolina: > Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender > > South Dakota: > Closer Than North Dakota > > Tennessee: > The Educashun State > > Texas: > Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I speak English) > > Utah: > Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus > > Vermont: > Yep > > Virginia: > Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? > > Washington: > Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers! > > Washington, D.C.: > Wanna Be Mayor? > > West Virginia: > One Big Happy Family -- Really! > > Wisconsin: > Come Cut Our Cheese > > Wyoming: > Wynot?