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To: Mr.Manners who wrote (5040)	7/14/1998 12:11:00 AM
From: Alan Smithee	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12754

Sir Groat: Being in an otherwise contemplative mood, and having rested my eyes after having visited the EDII wars, I thought I would share a little joke about a profession we all love to despise: The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the brush when the one to the rear reaches out with his tongue and licks the ass of the tiger in front. The startled tiger turns around and says, "Hey! Cut it out, already." The rear tiger says, "sorry," and they continue. After about another 5 minutes, the rear tiger again reaches out with his tongue and licks the ass of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and cuffs the rear tiger and says, "I said stop it!." The rear tiger says, "sorry," and they continue. After about another 5 minutes, the rear tiger once more licks the ass of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and asks the rear tiger, "What is it with you, anyway?" The rear tiger replies, "Well, I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!" If you choose, you can substitute a variety of names for "lawyer." For example: MM, Police Offencer (sorry Ken - oh, right, you're not around to read this), penny stock cheerleader, etc. Use your creativity.